fnrry:

who wants to get matching nipple piercings with me? but not two nipple piercings i mean one for each of us on corresponding nips but they’ll be magnetic so whenever we hug they’ll cinch together and remind of us our impenetrable unbreakable bond of friendship

(Source: protoform-x, via sunshien)

phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural

(via gtfothinspo)

  • French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
  • American Friend: THOUSAND?
  • French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

hyperheartz:

i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner

(via pyroinsanity)

stopirwin:

i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests

i don’t

(via novabombjr)